10 Disturbing Cases of Interspecies Sex

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From creepy crawlies rape to stroking flipper’s wang, we look at 10 disturbing cases of interspecies sex.

  1. Oh Deer

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  • Bryan Hathaway was charged with sexual gratification after being caught having sex with a dead deer.
  • This Bambi-loving necrophiliac had only just gotten out of jail for killing a horse that he was planning on getting frisky with. When he came across the dead deer, he just couldn’t help himself.
  • His lawyer argued that since the deer was already dead, nothing illegal transpired because the statute only covers sex with animals, not carcasses. Luckily the judge didn’t agree and found Bryan guilty of sexual gratification with an animal.
  1. Seal the Deal

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  • Over the past decade scientists have noticed some pretty disturbing behavior amongst seals.
  • It turns out male seals have been witnessed raping penguins! In particular Antarctic fur seals will chase king penguins, corner them and then rape them. And it seems it doesn’t even matter if the penguin is female or male, it’s still rape-city.
  • In some cases the penguins were let go afterwards but sometimes the seal will kill and then eat the penguins. Scientists don’t understand the reason for this odd behavior; the penguins for dinner part is fairly normal but raping Pingu is out of the ordinary but becoming more common. So with all this rape and eating their victims, seals are basically the Jeffrey Dahmer’s of the animal kingdom.
  1. Otter this world

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  • Speaking of serial killers, it turns out that otters are like the Ted Bundy’s of the animal kingdom. Or John Wayne Gacy’s.
  • Those cute and cuddly critters that hold hands while they sleep, yeah they’re raging rape machines. Except their victims are our previous perpetrators: seals. But when they get to raping, they hold their victim’s face underwater, which sometimes means accidently drowning their lover.
  • As if that weren’t weird enough, sometimes they’ll hold onto the corpses of their victims for a week like the little furry sadists they are.
  1. Got your Goat

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  • In 2006, a Sudanese man, Mr Tombe, was caught in a compromising position with his neighbour’s goat.
  • Mr Tombe was caught in the middle of the sex act and when he tried to escape, the goat’s owner grabbed him and tied him up. The village elders thought it was all pretty funny and cleverly named the goat ‘Rose’ because she had been deflowered.
  • They told the neighbor not to go to the police and ordered Tombe to marry the goat and pay a dowry to his neighbour. Unfortunately the newlywed’s time together was short lived, but he’ll always have the memories. Remember though kids, if you don’t want someone to get your goat, don’t tell them where you tied it up.
  1. Fly by Nighter

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  • There’s a fruit fly called the yakuba and scientists discovered they’ve been mating with a similar species called the santomea fly.
  • Yakuba males have external spines that hold their lover in place to ensure fertilization is achieved. Romantic, right? And this is all chill, when he’s actually hooking up with a female yakuba fly.
  • When they try to mate with this other breed, she doesn’t have the necessary equipment so the spines just stabs her. So he sort of humps her back and then ejaculates all over the place. Then the sperm dries into some kind of super glue. As if things weren’t awkward enough, now they’re stuck together. It’s like an awkward, elevator ride that just won’t end.

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