- Spit and Swallow
- Not all goes to plan when the avenger becomes the avenged in this tale of woe.
- Nothing’s worse than someone else eating your food; except of course someone else finding out you’ve eaten theirs. But in this case the owner of the food tries to strike back by spitting in his own food.
- Your own saliva is pretty inoffensive; you have it in your mouth all day every day. But someone else’s saliva is enough to turn a delightful salad into a murderous rampage. But no, apparently the owner of the salad dressing is the jerk. Nobody said we had to share Sharon! This isn’t communist Russia, Sharon! But don’t worry, you can have the fucking dressing.
- Big Jobs
- While everyone is all worked up over environmentalism and global warming, let’s take a second to appreciate this guy’s response.
- Everyone’s concerned about their paper trail but we all know the real agenda for limiting printing; budget cuts. Especially when that pesky copy machine is suing you for harassment, the cost of doing business is forever climbing.
- His reply is one great big middle finger to his boss, “Not only will I do what I want, you’ll have to be more specific next time fucker. Muahahaha!”
3.Poor Parking
- Leaving a note on someone’s windshield is one thing, but to have business cards made up, is 100% class.
- But the class factor drops significantly when you’re comparing someone to a hurricane, no matter how sexy your font choice is.
- Whoever made these prays to God each day he’ll find some shitty parking just so he can use one of the millions of pissy cards he has in his glovebox. Whoever gets one of these is gonna need some serious ointment for that savage burn you just laid on ‘em.
- We Jammin’
- This guy’s Bob Marley reference is pretty apt.
- As we’ve highlighted in today’s video, office environments are full of endless frustrations that make you want to stab Tony in the face with ballpoint but sometimes you just gotta complain about the copier instead.
- And also, how many dickish copiers are gonna be on this list? And the amount of notes about is a signals how many people passive aggressive mofos there are in every office since the oppressive fluorescent lights are driving them slightly madder every damn day. “Damnit Sharon, stay out of my mini-fridge! I wouldn’t need one if you weren’t such a bitch.”
- A Note to all the note leavers
- This smarty pants was apparently attempting to stop other people’s passive aggressive notes.
- I wonder if this guy realizes the irony of leaving a passive aggressive note about all the other people leaving passive aggressive notes. It’s note-ception! And by the way this is real irony, not the type Alanis Morrissett was singing about. Damnit Alanis, rain on your wedding day isn’t ironic, it’s just a bit shit. Get it together woman, and buy a damn dictionary.
- This guy expecting his note to change anything is a bit like fucking for virginity; lots of fun, but it’s gonna blow up in your face.
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