10 Horrifying Wedding Disasters

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  1. Thirsty Sister

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  • At a low key, casual wedding by a lake, the groom’s sister was totally overdressed.
  • She was teetering on her stiletto heels and wearing a dress normally reserved for clubbing. But she wasn’t worried that everybody else was in khaki, smart casual. She even seemed to like it. After the ceremony she and her boyfriend start arguing because he isn’t paying enough attention to her. So she smacks him across the face with one of her shoes. With blood gushing from his head she then says she’s had enough of this life and throws herself into the lake.
  • But she didn’t realise the water was only four foot deep and quite marshy so instead of drowning herself, she writhes around in the muddy water looking ridiculous. Instead of the attention she was after, her father tells her to cut the shit.
  1. Monster-in-law

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  • The bride’s mother in law had made no attempt to conceal her contempt about her son’s engagement ever since she’d found out about it.
  • She made sure her son and his fiancé were aware of her disapproval for months in advance and did everything in her power to break the pair up. When the wedding day finally came the mother in law spent the entire ceremony sobbing loudly and even told the bride’s mother that her daughter looked fat in her wedding gown.
  • She kept announcing to people she didn’t know that she should’ve worn black because she was in mourning for her son’s future. When the priest asked if anybody knew why these two should not be married, it took three people to restrain the old bag. Like she suddenly turned into the senior citizen hulk.
  1. Wedding Heist

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  • Following a beautiful ceremony the newlywed couple make their way down the aisle as man and wife.
  • But before they leave, the bride’s mother steps forward, announcing that she and her husband are going to renew their vows, right then and there. Seeing as how she and her husband paid for the event, she said she didn’t want it to “go to waste.” So the crowd awkwardly return to their seats. But the shenanigans continue with the mother continually commenting loudly about how nobody bought her a present.
  • After drinking heavily at the reception, the sobbing mother accuses the bride of stealing HER “special day” while swearing at the guests. She then takes onus of the wedding cake and leaves. Jeez this woman would have to be the worst kind of narcissist with a mix of Amanda Bynes style crazy.
  1. Black-Eyed Priest

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  • Shortly after a Catholic ceremony, there were drinks and food to enjoy before the reception.
  • The priest was being the social butterfly and he went over to the newlyweds and their in laws to congratulate them. The polite pleasantries turned sour pretty quickly though, as the priest kept making jokes about it being a shotgun wedding.
  • After a few jokes the already inebriated groom punched the priest in the eye, leaving him dazed and confused. The wedding guests were totally perplexed, that is until the bride announced that she was actually three months pregnant. The couple are still together and hopefully the priest has learned to keep his jokes to himself.
  1. Food Poisoning

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  • This is the wedding that had everyone running for cover.
  • Halfway through the reception, the toilet cubicles were filling up fast and people were puking left, right and center. And no it wasn’t just to avoid having to listen to the speeches, or because they’d all partied too hard.
  • It was the catering company’s not so fresh food that gave a whopping 46 guests an unhealthy dose of salmonella. While puking with somebody you barely know, can make you fast friends, food poisoning is not the ideal way to celebrate your big day. Two of the sick guests are now suing the catering company for $50,000 dollars! Talk about a shitty wedding…

 

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