1.
‘Well, hello Mister Fancypants. I’ve got news for you, pal. You ain’t leadin’ but two things right now: Jack and shit … and Jack left town.’
– Army of Darkness
2.
‘The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.’
– The Mist.
3.
‘Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?’
‘A picture of me?’
‘No! The definition of the word “idiot”, which you f***ing are!’
– Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
4.
“What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.”
– Billy Madison
5.
“You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn’t bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you.”
– Swimming with Sharks
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