5 – Your Horrifically Ugly Baby,
- Imagine this, you have beautiful wife who is about to give birth to your child. You think with your and her good looks she’s gonna be adorable.
- But then you lay eyes on your child. Dear god!…She’s…She’s ugly! How can this be? His genetics should be perfect? Then you do some digging and find out your wife has been lying to you your whole marriage! She’s had plastic surgery! And divorce swiftly ensues.
- This case from China has been reported numerous times since 2004, putting it into the realm urban legends but considering the other stuff we’ve seen so far I don’t find it hard to believe.
4 – She was possessed by a Genie,
- Is your wife holding back sex from you? Acting irritable? Well then she may have a case of Genie possession.
- The only known cure is to get her straight to an exorcist and if that doesn’t work you gotta straight out dump her ass. This divorce case from the UAE found that Djinn possession is legal recognised as a reason to leave your wife and not have to pay alimony.
- The court heard that the wife apparently hid her condition before the marriage and this apparently classified as deception. “Oh sorry honey didn’t I tell you there’s a genie in heart and Satan lives in my vagina”.
3 – Not Changing your facebook status,
- Ah how many marriages have met their end because of facebook, but normally it’s because it busts people cheating…this on the other hand….
- This may come as a shock but not everyone gives a damn about social media and that was this guy’s fatal flaw. Trouble started when his wife of 4 months noticed that he hadn’t changed his relationship status yet. That bastard!
- When interrogated over this breach of trust he argued “eh I forgot”…and that’s when she wanted a divorce. Last I heard the judge sent them to couples therapy so let’s hope they can talk some sense into him.
2 – Supporting the Olympics,
- Well damn if patriotism doesn’t bring a tear to your eye and if doesn’t you’re a goddamn commie….oh wait this happened in china
- Well politics aside this really has to do with going just a bit overboard. 56 year old Wang Yueting sold his apartment to buy a van and hire 6 people to assist him run 20080 miles. Why? So that he could show China’s Olympic spirit ahead of the 2008 games.
- Yeah, his wife was having none of that and warned the run would result in divorce. But Wang wasn’t going to let that extinguish his flame and did the run anyway….Wang is now single.
1 – Kissing a horse,
- So who swiped the gold from Wang? This guy who gets the medal for being the most insecure man on the face of the planet.
- This Saudi husband lost his mind the day he saw his beloved had posted a photo…of her giving a horse a kiss. Treating the situation no different that if she had kissed another man, he demanded an apology and to take the humiliating photo down. To which she said “No, chill bro…it’s just a horse”.
- Of course he just couldn’t let it go and the couple split. She was reportedly happy to be divorced while he’s probably at home crying over photo still. “What does that horse have that I don’t!”
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