10 Worst Ever Cooking Fails

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5 – Rainbow Jello

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  • The person who attempted to recreate this beautiful rainbow jello cake managed to get it so very, very wrong.
  • After botching several of the layers, the attempted cake imploded on the hopeful chef, leaving globs of coloured gelatine all over their kitchen. Recipes always look easier than they are but surely this one was doomed from the start.
  • The end result kinda looks like some sort of jellyfish gay pride festival.

4 – Gatsby

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  • The Great Gatsby – a timeless book and a horrifying failure in cake form.
  • Scott Fitzgerald’s famous novel has had some very interesting artistic interpretations over the years, but this one definitely ‘takes the cake’. Get it. Because it’s a cake. Please someone kill me. Maybe it was made for a Gatsby themed party, but for whatever reason, someone thought it was a great idea to take an ugly book cover and make it into an even more terrible cake.
  • Hey at least they nailed the font? Ha ha. Cough.

3 – Rainbow Fail

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  • Here’s another example of a delicious rainbow dessert that failed miserably.
  • The original cake is a beautifully segmented masterpiece, but at least the weird saggy multicolour attempt this person made still looks edible. Maybe some of these recipes should list ‘20 years of cake-making experience’ alongside the required flour and eggs.
  • Part of me thinks it looks like unicorn poop and another part of me is still okay with eating it.

2 – Bieber

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  • Justin Bieber is apparently still famous for some reason, and some people will do anything to get near him, including eating a meat version of his head.
  • For some inexplicable reason, this cake was baked in the very realistic image of Bieber’s annoying face. And what’s worse is it appears to be made of minced meat and bacon. It is truly terrifying. And why is there a hard hat nearby? Are they expecting an explosion? I’M SO CONFUSED.
  • Any dessert for you, Bob? No thanks, I’m full of the decapitated head of an overrated popstar.

1 – Blob

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  • You know you’re bad at cooking when you accidentally create a burning mutant life form.
  • It isn’t clear what this chef was intending to cook, but they absolutely ruined it whatever it was. It looks like it has spawned straight out of an alien sci-fi. Maybe there are billions of extra-terrestrial arachnids waiting to hatch out of the mucous membrane. OR maybe the woman who concocted it just needs to learn to cook better.
  • I guess if you never try, you never learn, but this lady has a LOT to learn in the kitchen.

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