10 Worst Reasons People Have Dialed 911 ever

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From marijuana overdoses to hairy hookers ruining your evening, we look at 10 worst reasons people have dialed 911 ever

  1. McTrouble

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  • A hungry woman with a hankering can be troublesome but a woman scorned, that’s a matter of emergency. In 2009 a woman called 911 because McDonalds had run out of chicken nuggets.
  • When the irate customer was refused a refund, she called 911 three times complaining that if she’d known they were out of nuggets she wouldn’t have handed over her money and that the company should be charged with stealing for refusing to give her a refund.
  • A spokesman for McDonalds said that they were sending out a gift card to the woman, but I’m pretty sure that won’t cover the fine the cops gave her for misusing 911.
  1. Lunar Confusion

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  • A British man called emergency services because there was a huge blazing light hovering above his house. He told the operator it must be some kind of UFO because it didn’t make any noise.
  • Two minutes later the man called back to inform the operator that the light above his house was actually the moon. That’s right…the terrifying alien mothership was just the moon. It’s like the worst episode of X-files ever except instead of a government conspiracy it’s just that giant thing in the sky that’s there every fricking night!
  • Man, I can’t help but wonder what drugs this guy was on and where I can get some.
  1. Stoned to Death

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  • Michigan cop Edward Sanchez called 911 to ask for help because he and his wife were dead. Or dying. He wasn’t sure. All he knew was that time was going really slowly.
  • The officer thought at the very least that he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana. He later admitted to having pocketed some confiscated pot and baked it in some brownies. Having consumed the entire batch, Sanchez and his wife were freaking the hell out.
  • The poor couple couldn’t handle their high and a few days later Sanchez quit the police force to avoid prosecution. To be honest, he was a pretty crumby cop so it’s probably better that he quit, but
  1. Horny Hubby

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  • A German housewife called the police to report that there was an emergency at her home and then hung up.
  • When they arrived, however, police discovered the woman’s husband watching a pornographic film. The enraged wife complained that she couldn’t get him to stop even when she “offered him the real thing”.
  • So these cops turned marriage counsellors gave the woman the name of a shrink and said there wasn’t anything they could do about her porn loving hubby. Lucky for her husband nobody taught his wife about internet firewalls.
  1. Locked in

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  • A Florida woman called police in a panic after she’d managed to lock herself in her own car.
  • The flustered caller complained that nothing electrical in the car was working and it was getting hot. The skeptical operator wasn’t quite sure if this woman was dumb or playing a prank so she calmly instructs her to unlock the door manually.
  • The woman succeeded in unlocking her car door and was probably wondering how in hell she hadn’t thought of doing that. At least she knows how to use a phone, I guess.

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