13 Bizarre Public Bathrooms and Urinals

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From ladies laughing at your junk, to Chinese toilet megaplexes, we count 13 of the most bizarre public bathrooms and urinals.

13 – Women Laughing

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  • No trip to the toilet is complete without a gaggle of strange ladies laughing at your Penis-De-Milo.
  • Whoever designed these urinals thought it would be an outstanding idea to install life-size photos of women leering over each urinal.
  • The women stand there mocking your privates, while you drain your snake, making your toilet experience an unsatisfyingly awkward one.

12 – Lipstick Mouths

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  • If women laughing at your winky isn’t really your thing, maybe these lipstick urinals are more up your alley.
  • Why you would want to take a whizz on two gigantic red lips is beyond me, but these bombastic labial urine stations exist somewhere in Australasia.
  • Maybe they have a female equivalent where you can poop on a beard-shaped toilet.

11 – WeeGoal Urinal      

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  • If only there was a way you could take a piss and score goals at the same time, OH WAIT YOU CAN.
  • This is the ‘WeeGoal’, a miniature soccer pitch that you can play with your pee pee. What a time to be alive. Now you can wee your way into a Champee-ons League. [Insert laugh track]

10 – Toilet Restaurant

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  • Okay so these aren’t functional toilets, but it’s weird enough to be included because why the hell are people sitting on toilet seats in a restaurant.
  • It’s 8pm, you’re meeting your tinder date and for some reason you’re in Taiwan. But you’re also a weird guy so you take your date to a place where it looks like people are shitting while they eat.
  • Taiwanese innovation literally has no chill.

9 – One Way Mirror

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  • Finally, someone invented a public toilet which lets you stare people straight in the face while you take a shit.
  • The one way mirror design makes this bathroom look like your average city mirror cube. Inside however, pooping persons can feel like the whole world is watching them while they stimulate their bowels.
  • Maybe there’s some sort of health benefit in having an adrenaline rush while you use the toilet that I’m not aware of.

8 – Trombone

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  • Why can’t people just be happy answering the call of nature in a good old fashioned urinal? Why do they have to complicate life by pissing into vintage trombones?
  • Using a toilet is so mainstream. Hipsters prefer pissing into brass wind instruments, because it’s different and unique.
  • That’s all well and good, but just don’t come crying to me when you find a steamy pile of urine all over your totally retro 1950’s record player.

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