13 Dumbest Tattoos Ever

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6 – Human Centipede

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  • The person responsible for getting this tattoo has absolutely no chill.
  • Not only did they get a design illustrating the plot of the movie Human Centipede, they added two more designs on each cheek, just in case the specifics of this horrifying movie were not quite clear enough.
  • To top it all off, the designs are placed delicately under the person’s tribal tramp stamp.

5 – Romano Death Threat

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  • This tattoo has straight up had enough of that awkward sitcom dad from the 2000’s.
  • The tattoo states: “I’m Gonna Kill You, Ray Romano”, in angry capital letters. Apparently the lower back is a preferred spot for ridiculous people to get tattooed.
  • It also seems that apparently not everybody loves Raymond.

4 – Onion Pit

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  • Forget the vegetable fumes; this picture makes us want to cry.
  • On the one hand, it’s actually pretty well done for a realistic tattoo of an onion inside an armpit. On the other hand, why you would want the world to see a pungent vegetable every time you reach for the stars is baffling.

3 – Boyfriend’s Name

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  • If you’re going to get a tattoo, you might as well get your boyfriend’s name tattooed across the entirety of your face.
  • The girl known as ‘Lesya’ apparently let her tattooist boyfriend ink his name across her bare cheeks. Hopefully their relationship lasts as long as the permanent black ink on her face.
  • Her boyfriend’s whole face is modified and tattooed aswell, with stretched ears and even stretched nostrils.

2 – Drake Fangirl

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  • It’s just not enough for some people to listen to their heroes’ music or see them in concert.
  • This young woman got a tattoo of the singer Drake’s name on her forehead, probably so that when she is old she will look in the mirror and always remember that guy who made the timeless revolutionary hit, ‘Hotline Bling’.

1 – Jonas Bros.

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  • Imagine your mom getting a tattoo of your favourite band on her neck, just so you could get front row tickets to a concert.
  • This is literally what one woman did in a local radio competition, so that her seven year old daughter could get up close to her favourite band, The Jonas Brothers.
  • Front row tickets might give you a single night of fun that your child daughter probably won’t even remember, but at least a terrible neck tattoo is for life.

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