15 Biggest Ripoffs You’re Still Paying For

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5 – Extended Warranties,

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  • So you’ve bought a piece of furniture or big, hefty appliance and you want to make damn sure your investment hasn’t gone to waste, so you take on the extended warranty, usually 5 years
  • Of course, more often than not you’ll be paying a premium for this service guarantee, perhaps as much as a typical repair would cost
  • To sum up: you’re insuring your purchase for a repair over a period where you almost certainly won’t have any operating issues, when you could, y’know, wait till it breaks and call a repairman for the same price

4 – Hotel Mini-Bar,

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  • They already know, man, the hotel owners know you’re gonna rock up to your room, exhausted from a hard day’s work or travel, so they stock the fridge or bar with all kinds of nonsense
  • The markup is one of the biggest rip-offs on Earth – over a thousand percent just so you can have your mars bar at 1am, and people fall into that trap all the time
  • It’s really easy to bypass though – just anticipate your midnight cravings and visit a convenience store or supermarket ahead of time, stock up on inexpensive calorie-ridden sweets for an all-night buffet

3 – Movie Popcorn,

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  • These two words go hand-in-hand since the dawn of cinema, so tightly fused that nobody would dare speak up against it, like bacon and eggs for breakfast it’s just a part of culture now
  • Of course you don’t want to be that one idiot who refuses to shell out $15 for a tub of popcorn for your family, and even though it costs pennies to produce, you’re still buying a product marked up by a thousand percent
  • The reason? According to industry analysts, theatres barely make anything from ticket sales alone, so they need to rely on popcorn and candy sales

2 – Razor Blades,

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  • And here we have the most often stolen item in any supermarket, the hilariously overpriced razor blade
  • You know something is wrong when, like printers, the main unit is sold dirt cheap and you look over to the accessory section only to get a nosebleed and burst eye vessels
  • Popcorn and hotel snacks might be marked up by a thousand percent, but razor blades approach 5 times that, for a blade on a strip used to cut facial hair, an essential tool if you plan to work at any job, ever
  • Rumours suggest all razor companies conspire to keep the prices high, and they’ve always been that way

1 – Lottery Ticket

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  • Generally referred to as the “idiot tax”, an alternative to cutting your dollar notes into little pieces by instead handing it over a desk for a slip of paper worth nothing
  • The chances of you actually winning the lottery are so low, so minute that you literally have a better chance of getting killed on your way to buy the ticket than you do to actually win the jackpot
  • Of course, for some people it’s all about the possibility of winning, gives them hope every week – and even though you and I know it’s a waste of time, for a lot of others it means everything, and I’m alright with that

 

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One thought on “15 Biggest Ripoffs You’re Still Paying For

  1. You’ve pretty much explained why I:
    (1) Buy refurbished laser printer toners. (Half the price compared to originals)
    (2) Don’t buy Lotto.
    (3) Don’t buy new textbooks.
    (4) Don’t have gym membership.
    (5) Don’t buy bottled water.
    (6) Don’t fly budget airlines.

    One notable thing about the the bottled water. In Australia, Coca-Cola Amatil took full advantage of the fear caused by the 1998 Sydney water crisis…
    => http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Sydney_water_crisis

    Coca-Cola Amatil owns Mount Franklin…Today, its the most popular bottled water brand in Australia.

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