5 – Forked Eyeballs
- Exactly what you might imagine – eyeballs skewered on forks so thick and bizarre that they look like they were made for small monkeys
- They come in 4 flavours green apple, grape, blueberry and strawberry – and according to reviews they taste amazing
- Although the pupils look like they came from a decomposing zombie that’s stared at the sun too long
4 – Wasabi Kit Kats
- It might not be Halloween themed, but I can guarantee these’ll still scare the crap out of you
- The box is deceptively friendly, green patterns and Japanese letters implying a common mint-flavoured
- Then you take one bite and your mouth explodes in a furious tornado of unholy fire
3 – BBQ Larvets
- Cooked worms with a BBQ seasoning baked in – now, while they are technically bugs that have been cooked to become edible, they’ve been hollowed out so much that they taste more like crunchy BBQ-flavoured chips than anything that was once live and wriggling
- These are made by Hotlix, the same guys who manufacture the insect lollipops. Apparently they have a massive hard-on for edible wildlife
2 – Crime Scene Candy
- Made by niftycandy.com – a mix of body part type candy including two eyeballs, lips and squishable entrails
- Most people leave these outside gingerbread houses to warn all nearby that delicious, delicious death is afoot
1 – Halloween PEZ dispensers
- A bunch of them including skulls, ghosts, skeletons and a mummy
- Coolest thing about them though – they glow in the dark
LINKS
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http://www.delish.com
http://webkangaroo.squidoo.com
http://www.canyousayawesome.com
http://www.oddee.com