15 Bizarre Mugshots

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10 – Frat Brothers,

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  • Everyone knows physical assault is hilarious, right? What? It’s not!? Well, it seems the five frat bros in these mugshots didn’t get the memo.
  • In 2015, five University of Mississippi students were charged with assaulting another student. Four out of five of them thought the crime and the ensuing arrest were worth smiling about. I guess nothing could bring them down.
  • The boys’ charges included assault, hazing and larceny, and police said the victim, who was from a rival fraternity, was beaten to ‘within an inch of his life’. I wonder what shitty role models they must have…

9 – Carlton Davis,

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  • Carlton Davis here is a common thief. Although judging from this mugshot he looks a fucking hypnotist.
  • Anyone else have the sudden urge to cluck like a chicken? No? It’s just me. Okay.

8 – Michele Allen,

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  • Thirty-two-year-old Ohio woman Michele Allen turned more than a few heads when she was arrested for chasing children, blocking traffic and urinating on a porch – all while wearing a cow suit.
  • Michele’s ridiculous mugshot came after she was charged with disorderly conduct and public intoxication. Alcohol isn’t a healthy part of a bovine’s diet, so police were not a-moo­-sed.

7 – Margaux Tocci,

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  • Nineteen-year-old Margaux Tocci is another one seems genuinely pleased to be in police custody.
  • She was arrested for luring her ex-boyfriend to a local park then ordering two men to severely beat him. Following Margaux’s orders, the two men attacked the ex-lover with a baseball bat and pipe outside a school in New Jersey.
  • Something tells me this was not a good breakup…

6 – Spencer Taylor,

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  • In 2008, Batman super fan Spencer Taylor was super hyped for an early screening of The Dark Knight. He went to a Michigan theatre wearing a surprisingly convincing Joker costume.
  • But little did anyone around him realise that, like his character,
  • But unfortunately this is where Taylor’s descent into super villainy ends. He was immediately caught and restrained by staff. Police charged him with larceny and malicious destruction of property, and made him pose for his mugshots in and out of character.

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