15 Creepiest Last Words from Death Row Criminals

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5 – “Hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you’re screwing around!”,

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  • This phrase should give you a tiny taste of what type of bastard Carl Panzram was when he was alive.
  • Confessing to 22 murders and raping over 1,000 men, threatening to kill human rights advocates protesting his execution and spitting in the executioners face before insulting him were just some of the highlights from a man in the running for “Most evil motherfucker 1930”.
  • It’s hard to know how much of what Panzram admitted to was true but there’s enough evidence in his behaviour to suggest that he probably did even more terrible things.

4 – “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”,

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  • Sometimes it’s not the words themselves that are creepy but what happens after they are said that makes all the difference.
  • That’s what happened to Tom Ketchum who was hung for trying to rob a train. Tom was eager to face the reaper, a little too eager it seems as the rope cleanly sliced through his neck getting him on the express track to hell.
  • The decapitated body spurted blood all and gave new ironic meaning to Tom’s last words but hey it’s nothing to lose your head over right guys? Right?

3 – “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus, June 6th. Like the movie, big mother ship and all. I’ll be back.”,

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  • If you have seen the film ‘Monster’ then you will know something of this famous killer but probably not her batshit crazy last words.
  • Aileen Wuornos said a lot of weird stuff before the execution including that the police covered up her first murders to create a serial killer and something called sonic pressure driving her mad. But this stuff about coming back with the aliens from Independence Day and Jesus takes the cake.
  • Oh wait…Is this what Independence Day: Resurgence will actually be? Oh man spoiler warning Aileen!

2 – “Tell me. After my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear…the sound of my own blood gushing…that would be a pleasure to end all pleasures”,

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  • A severed head of a serial killer mentally getting off at the moment of death…nah nothing creepy about that at all.
  • These deranged words were spoken by Peter Kurten, the Vampire of Dusseldorf who met his end at the blade of the guillotine. Kurten earned his title by drinking the blood of at least one victim. His head was mummified and put on display around the world for scientists to examine.
  • Trust a guy with vampire as a nickname to find the Brightside to getting your head chopped off. Other than becoming a Ripley’s Believe it or Not! Attraction that is.

1 – “You can kiss my ass. You’ll never find the rest!”,

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  • Oh boy we finally get to the world’s worst birthday clown with the disturbing taunt he threw before his execution.
  • John Wayne Gacy was charged with 33 murders among other bad stuff and decided to continue being an asshole until his death with his last words taunting police that they won’t find the other victims he killed.
  • The words hint at the evil underneath the clown make-up which illustrates the number one rule in life, never trust a clown.

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