15 Dumbest Deaths Ever

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From allergies of semen to not noticing the plane about to make a crash landing on your face, we count 15 times people have died in the most embarrassing ways

15 – Horse Intercourse,

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  • In Washington State, it’s perfectly legal to have sex with animals and people regularly do, but two guys decided to break into a barn and have sex with a horse
  • Hours afterwards, one of the guys complained of stomach pain and was taken to a hospital only to get pronounced dead – the cause? perforation of the colon from butt-sex with a horse
  • And the crazy thing is: the other guy only received a $300 fine and one year suspension – not even a few years later he was caught having sex with a Shetland pony

14 – Playing Video Games,

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  • South Korea, a 28-year-old guy has a 50 hour Starcraft marathon at a local internet cafe in the city of Taegu, only to drop dead on the spot
  • During his 50 hours he hadn’t slept or eaten much of anything, only pausing to go to the toilet or have a short powernap
  • The cause of death turned out to be heart failure stemming from exhaustion – and he also got fired from his job because he never turned up since he, y’know, died

13 – Motorcyclist Dies During Anti-Helmet Rally,

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  • A 55-year-old motorcyclist riding for over 30 years riding in the 30 mile rally from Syracuse to Lake Como in New York in protest of Anti-Helmet Laws
  • He then promptly died when his bike went out of control and he landed on his head, suffering brain injury and death
  • Though the rally isn’t in protest of helmets altogether, their cause is to get rid of the law and allow people to choose to wear helmets of their own free will – and this guy died because he chose WRONG

12 – Heart Attack From Cremation Letter,

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  • Pure irony: an old man receives a bogus receipt in the mail ordering him to pay for his own cremation service – which took place a week earlier
  • In the ultimate twist of fate, the man was so shocked by this receipt that he had a heart attack and died
  • His body was even shipped off the exact crematorium that the receipt was for, and given the same serial number as the one from his receipt

11 – Neck Pain Hanging,

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  • A guy with a wife that had a sore neck, refused to take her to a doctor or chiropractor and instead decided to fix her neck himself
  • But he didn’t do it with his hands, oh no, he built a wood and rope device that operated very similar to a noose
  • He didn’t want his wife to get hurt, so he tested it on himself first – and wouldn’t you know it? It hanged him and he died

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