15 Dumbest Ways to Die in Video Games

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5 – Getting mixed-up which character is yours,

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  • You’re playing four player Super Smash Bros and you and your friends all clicked random, of course randomness can sometimes surprise you and all four of you end up with Pikachu.
  • Your friends have no real problem with this but you, you are convinced that you’re party hat Pikachu because that’s what you always pick anyways, however you’re just plain old Pikachu and Chaos ensues.
  • You don’t feel that bad about your quick demise but your friends poke fun at you for a week about how bad you are at video games.

4 – Trying to use WASD to move when the chat-window is open,

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  • ‘Hey guys, the flag’s unguarded can you send helwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—’ player: has been defeated.
  • Chances are this has happened to you, but don’t worry it’s happened to most of us, just kidding, it’s just you and damn are you silly for not pressing enter, I mean how hard is it to press your pinkie down?

3 – Mass Effect 2: Sleeping with Morinth,

  • So you’re playing a renegade run so you’re doing a lot of stuff against your intuition, because at heart you’re a good person, so naturally you choose the life stealing succubus over the lawful good character, why wouldn’t you?
  • Oh wait, you can romance her? You go right for that just to get the PG sex scene, I mean yeah she kills people by having sex with them but you’re Shepard the goddamn chosen one who’s already died once before.
  • Well you died again, game over, no sex for you just your life force drained through your genitals, congrats I guess.

2 – Helldivers: Standing under a drop pod you summoned yourself,

  • You ‘accidentally’ gun down your allies with your machine gun, but no worries you can bring them back quickly with the reinforcement command you better make sure you keep away from their drop zone though.
  • Oh crap, there’s a bunch of bugs coming your way and they do not look happy; you move back to give yourself some more room and…
  • SPLAT, your allies land all over you and they’re not too keen about your earlier accident, guess you’re going to have to wait a while for their steam to cool off

1 – Dying while you’re tea-bagging or taunting 

     

 

  • You just killed that bastard that tea-bagged you after blowing you up, now for your revenge.
  • You tea bag all over his face, like it would take weeks of scrubbing and scouring to remove all of your ball smell from his pores
  • You get so into this action of sweet retribution that you didn’t even notice the guy walk behind you and get an assassination, but hey it was worth it rig— wait, is he tea bagging you now? Oh you’re so going to get revenge on him.

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