15 Most Embarrassing Achievements

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• From achievements that took you way too long to get to trophies that expose just how perverted you are, we count 15 achievements you wish you could set to private.

15 – Snake Beater – Metal Gear Solid HD Collection,

  • Funny pun aside, this achievement is embarrassing to have attached to your account thanks to its perverted requirements.
  • In Metal Gear Solid 2 you need to go to a locker room and look at the sexy poster in first person mode until Snake gets ‘excited’.
  • Once you do this you need to immediately call Otacon, at which point a funny conversation is triggered, thus giving you an out as to why you went through this process in the first place.

14 – This is Dark Souls – (Dark Souls 2),

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  • This is the first achievement most people get when they play Dark Souls 2, it involves you dying for the first time, which in a Souls game isn’t exactly embarrassing… so why is it on this list?
  • The key to this achievement being embarrassing is context, if this is the only achievement you have in the game it’s a scar on your gamer profile.
  • Because no matter what you do you’re never going to convince anyone that you didn’t give up, you just didn’t like the game.

13 – Welcome to 2047 – Command and Conquer 3,

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  • Well before anything else, it’s not exactly a point of pride to play an RTS game on a console and getting this achievement only makes the matter worse.
  • In order to get this achievement you need to press the A button two thousand and forty seven times.
  • But this wouldn’t be so bad if it was accumulative, but it’s not; so you have to sit there and press the A button over and over for five to ten minutes in order to get this achievement, showing the entire world that you just really don’t value your time very much.

12 – Long Road Ahead – Guitar Hero II,

  • This achievement requires you to fail a song on easy; if you’ve played Guitar Hero at all you’d know that this is difficult to do if you’re actually trying to win at all.
  • On easy mode you can’t fail the song in the first section, you only need to press 3 buttons and the buttons come towards you at what can only be described as a snail pace.
  • Of course there is the fact that if you’re used to the higher difficulty modes the slower speed actually makes the buttons less intuitive to press, but not to the point where anyone used to playing on normal would fail.

11 – Afraid – F.E.A.R.: First Encounter Assault Recon,

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  • This is another of what can only be described as a negative achievement, to get this achievement you need to finish a ranked multiplayer game with a negative score.
  • Negative scores are achieved by being completely and utterly terrible at the game via achieving more suicides than kills.
  • So in other words, despite what an achievement junkie might tell you, it’s far more impressive to not have 100% completion on F.E.A.R.

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