7 – Spanish For Everyone,
- The game starts with Shawn being approached by a Spanglish speaking kid named Miguel who asks to play with Shawn’s DS for a bit, shortly after Miguel gets picked up by his father in a Limo and heads off to Mexico, with Shawn’s DS still in his hands.
- Then Shawn gets in the car with his Aunty that he’d never met and goes to Mexico to get his DS back, throughout the journey he meets various characters all of which teach him Spanish words, no grammar or anything, just the words.
- Each of the characters Shawn meets is a racist approximation of a Mexican and to top it all off, it’s heavily insinuated that Miguel’s father is in fact tied up with the drug cartels, since the police seem to be chasing him the whole way.
6 – Bonetown,
- One can hardly expect a porn game to be sensitive in any way shape or form, but still, Bonetown can hardly be excused just because it happens to focus on performing sexual acts.
- Throughout your journey to grow you balls, yes that’s the goal of this game, you come across many different minorities, all of which act according to one stereotype or another.
- For instance black women offer to fuck you in exchange for drugs and Asian men brag about how their daughters win ping pong ball contests, so really this game is obviously fun for the whole family and deserves and E rating from the ESRB.
5 – Freaky Flyers,
- This game is all about dog fighting with cartoonish characters with giant heads, but the characters also have some other aspects that make everyone feel loved, you see there’s a wide variety of ethnicities that are all totally tastefully named and designed.
- There’s a Japanese pilot named Sammy Wasabi with huge buck teeth and broken English, best of all? He flies a plane called the ‘Kamikaze Express’, which makes every Japanese person playing the game feel right at home.
- There’s also Sheik Abdul, a turban wearing, talking camel befriending Arabic character, Pauli Atchi, a mobster and Cactus rose, a ‘bandita’ from Mexico.
4 – Custer’s Revenge,
- Another porn game, but this one manages to be much less appropriate, even though the graphics are about as evocative as a handful of sugar cubes carefully arranged to look like breasts.
- In this game you play as General Custer, who’s wearing no pants or shirt, and your enemies are the Native Americans, who will shoot arrows at you.
- However, the goal of this game isn’t to defend yourself against the arrows, instead it’s to rape the Indian women tied to a post, that’s it, that’s the whole game.
3 – Playing History 2 – Slave Trade,
- I have no idea who’s bright idea it was to make an educational kid’s game about the lovely subject of trading slaves and treating Africans as though they’re not actually people, but it got through the drawing boards and made it onto steam.
- Obviously a game like this is going to have to be extremely careful not to show off the slave traders that you play as heroes, but no that’s exactly what they did, they’ve also called the slaves any number of almost-profanities and didn’t give them much of any personality.
- Possibly the worst part was the mini-game that the developers ended up removing, slave Tetris, which is a normal game of Tetris except the blocks are slaves crammed into the bottom of the ship.
2 – Ethnic Cleansing,
- There’s not a lot to say about this game and the little there is to be said about it lacks anything positive, the graphics are bad, the gameplay is buggy and poorly designed and the story and premise are exactly as racist as the title might suggest.
- The game begins by telling you that the race ware has begun and your skin colour is now your most important asset, so go out there and kill all those non-whites as fast as you can.
- That’s pretty much all there is to the game, murdering people purely because they’re not Caucasians, you can’t get much more racist than that, right?
1 – KABOOM! – The Suicide Bombing Game
- Oops never mind, turns out you can get a whole lot more racist than that, Kaboom is a flash game where you play as a the most stereotypical suicide bomber possible and your goal is to take as many civilians down with you as possible.
- The website it’s featured on has various other lovely games like border control, a game about killing Mexicans and a game where you shoot gay people before the rape you.
- One of the worst things about the game is the description on the page you get it from which says ‘KABOOM! – (an) Arab Training Game’
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