10 – Fourskin Store,
- Fourskin – that’s ‘four’ like the number – is a clothing store in Singapore. It’s unclear whether the clothes they sell have pictures of dicks on them, but they all proudly sport the ‘Fourskin’ branding.
- Local fashion fans wear this brand proudly – probably because they have no idea what its name means in English.
- Oh, and I’m sure there are a few circumcised hipsters who wear them ironically…
9 – Mr Piss,
- Mr Piss is a popular Indonesian food franchise that mostly sells – wait for it – bananas. I mean, if you’re going to call your business ‘Mr Piss’ you could at least sell a less phallic product.
- They tried to open a few stores in America, but it didn’t take off. I guess junkies kept thinking it was where you go to buy clean urine samples.
8 – Dog Jism,
- There’s no sugar coating this one: this pet food brand has ‘dog jism’ written on it.
- I know they say dogs will eat anything, but this is still pretty disturbing.
7 – Cock Soup,
- Winter is coming! So why not warm up with a big delicious bowl of Jamaica Sun Cock Soup? Go on. Slurp it up. You’ll love it.
- Okay, so I’m pretty sure this is just a funny name for chicken soup, but do you really want to take that chance? Better check for any curly hairs floating in there.
6 – Homo Sausage,
- Ah, Japan: the land of weird game shows and vending machines. And now – inappropriate novelty snacks!
- That’s right: most Japanese Seven-Eleven convenience stores sell something called Homo Sausage. So, the next time you’re in the land of the rising sun and feel like a salty snack, nibble on some Homo Sausage.
- Or try some, err, homo milk. You won’t forget it.