15 Useless Pet Toys & Products

5 – Outdoor Cat Net,

• If you have the type of cat that isn’t generally allowed outdoors, you can safely invest into this option: a net, essentially a fabric prison to give your cat the illusion it really is outdoors and free
• It’s based on those running coops for greyhounds, except these are significantly smaller and significantly less fun, essentially taunting your cat about how it’s so close to fun and exploration
• Surely the cat won’t hate you, after all, you spent over $10 to make it feel happy

4 – Designer Clothing for Dogs,

• In some cases this actually makes sense if it keeps the pet warm during winter, maybe a little extra thickness if you can’t afford indoor heating
• But then some people come along to dress their pets in super fashionable clothes like pyjamas, tuxedo jackets and tiny shoes – usually showing off the logo of the designer to let other dog owners know what’s up
• In fact, clothing designers should sell dogs wearing all this garbage right from their very own shop – it would be the start of a whole new industry called “animal cruelty”

3 – Pet Perfume,

• Speaking of animal cruelty, we have this delightful product sold at beauty stores – not sold ironically mind you, no, this is fully legit
• We all hate the “dirty dog” smell, and it’s notoriously hard to get rid of, but if you think about it, humans found the solution in deodorants and perfume, so why can’t the same be true for dogs?
• Apparently this perfume of bergamot and vanilla-infused musk is the key, the golden solution
• Or you could just, y’know, wash the dog – I’ve heard that works too

2 – Ball Launcher,

• Have you ever been so weak that you can barely even lift a round, hollow ball – let alone throw it a reasonably short distance?
• Well the Chuckit Ball Launcher is here to fix all that, by gripping the end of the stick, you can cup the ball on the other end and hurl it into the sunset – almost as if you really had arms
• This is the perfect product for 100 year old women and unborn infants

1 – Pet Food Deliveries

• A lot of dog owners out there will tell you, buy the right high-quality dog food and it’ll have a nice, healthy life – some other, less mentally-stable dog owners will tell you, have a chef prepare your dogs meal and deliver it to your house everyday
• And so some services like zenchienpets.com will do just that, provide a huge, unnecessary selection of gourmet cuisines for your dog who can’t tell the difference between a roast steak and one of your old socks
• If you’ve done all the other things on this list, you might aswell fork out the money for all these meal deliveries – you’re basically the dogs slave at that point

 

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