15 Worst Comic Book Supervillains Ever

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10 – Gin Genie

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  • Here we go, a superhero that’s so crappy she’s basically a villain anyway
  • Gin was a member of X-Force, with the ability to generate seismic waves at her enemies – which sounds fine in itself, except she needed to be totally hammered to do so
  • In fact, her waves would be precisely equal to her blood alcohol level, and since she was an alcoholic anyway, she gets so drunk that she couldn’t control her waves and instead hurt or kill her teammates

9 – Mr Mxyzptlk

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  • An inter-dimensional imp, enemy to Superman, with a bizarre weakness that, even so, isn’t as much a weakness but more of a dumb thing
  • The only thing that can banish this guy from our dimension is to make him say or write his own name backwards
  • The problem is though, his name is already a mess that saying it backwards is just as hard – so it’s not a weakness, it’s just a bizarre thing that tends not to happen yet works somehow

8 – Bat-Mite

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  • Another inter-dimensional imp, but more of an annoyance than true enemy to Batman
  • He comes from a fifth dimension, too difficult to understand for us with our measly 3 dimensions
  • He tends to show up and idolise Batman, only disappearing when Batman tells him off to which he cries, as popularised by the animated series, “I just wanna help”

7 – Calender Man

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  • This guy is a villain that only commits crimes on a given date, mainly holidays when it’s more lucrative or simpler
  • The only issue is, when you know the date someone is planning a crime, would you, y’know, arrest him before that day and keep him there? Criminal intention, maybe?
  • Likewise, his costume is entirely composed of dates, so he’s carrying around the time and dates of his every crime so all you have to do is catch him and the evidence is pinned all over his body
  • And his costume is bright RED, he couldn’t be more obvious in a crowd – he might actually be the worst superhero of all time, let alone this list

6 – Pink Pearl

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  • You want to know what her superpower is? She’s fat. She is EVIL because she is FAT. Okay – that’s it. She opens a male strip club, and now she’s known as a Master of Evil
  • So take heed ladies and gentleman – if you get fat, you’ll be labelled a dangerous criminal

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