15 Worst Video Games of all Time

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From revolting reboots to pathetic attempts at innovation, we count 15 of the worst video games of all time.

15 – Steel Battalion: Heavy Armour,

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  • Mechs are cool, everyone knows that and the original Steel Battalion was especially cool with the gigantic controller that gave you that extra level of immersion that simply couldn’t be beat at the time.
  • However, for some reason the developers thought that using Kinect would get you close enough to the level of immersion of the original title.
  • Not only was the Kinect integration horrible, the gameplay and story was also a pile of tripe and droppings

14 – Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic ‘06),

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  • Now this isn’t the absolute worse game in the world, but it comes damn close, especially when you take into account that the game was made by SEGA and not some random bloke in a basement somewhere.
  • Loadsa glitches are included in this game, there’s also bad gameplay and a plot that makes 50 Shades of Grey look like a literary masterpiece.
  • This was also the beginning of the end for Sonic, as the majority of the games released after this were poorly thought out blue-spikey turds.

13 – Bomberman: Act Zero,

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  • Everyone loves the quirky looking, almost cute pyromaniac that just loves blowing blocks up in seemingly endless series of mazes designed to force Bomberman to blow himself up.
  • However, Bomberman was rebooted into the dark and gritty that is 7th gen gaming with Bomberman: Act Zero in hopes of capturing the cawadooty audience.
  • Of course this didn’t work at all, and on top of this it had some really awful gameplay thanks to horrifically bad collision detection and intensely monotonous gameplay that gets old quicker than it takes to place the disc in to the disc drive.

12 – (Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis),

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  • Everyone’s favourite super hero, no not Batman, no not Iron Man, come on now, everyone loves Aquaman the most, right?
  • The problem with making an Aquaman game is that you almost have to have it under water, and really, who actually enjoys under water levels.
  • But that’s not all, everything about the game’s combat is superfluous except for mashing the A button, that’s right, you literally don’t have to worry about learning any combat skills except for mindlessly pressing A while moving awkwardly towards your enemies.

11 – Bubsy 3D,

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  • Everyone’s favourite platforming… what animal is bubsy again? It looks kind of like a fox got real close with a tiger whilst taking copious amounts of crack.
  • Character design aside this game attempted to ride the success of Super Mario 64 and failed in a rather spectacular fashion.
  • The controls are deplorable, the graphics are bad even for the time and the entire game just feels like a Chinese rip off of a game that nobody knew existed in the first place.

10 – Zelda – The Wand of Gamelon,

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  • Both of these CD-i titles are well known for being laughably bad, with graphics that somehow manage to look worse than Pong on an aesthetic level despite being released decades later.
  • Not only that but the gameplay is so simple and poorly executed that you’re more likely to have fun by yourself in a library full of books in a language that you can’t read.
  • At the very least these games have produced comically bad images for the internet to exploit.

9 – Doctor Who: Return to Earth,

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  • Now I like Doctor Who as much as the next person, but that doesn’t mean that I’ll slurp up any old shovelware product related to a title that I like.
  • The Wii has some seriously bad games on it, thanks to it being so massively popular, and Return to Earth is easily the worst of the bunch.
  • The gameplay for this game is somehow worse than the 5th gen graphics it shows off, with terrible camera control and being unable to see the enemies when you really need to plaguing the experience that is even bad on a conceptual level.

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