5 – iPhone,
- Man, remember back when iPhones had numeric keypads? Those were the good old days, back when you could play snake and bounce without worrying about the inaccuracy of swiping on a touchscreen.
4 – Borio,
- Want a chocolate biscuit that will bore you to death but at the very least its jumbo? Well you’re out of luck, since this is just an unfortunately named biscuit from the middle-east.
- That’s right, now the middle-east is China as well! Man geography is easy. Screw it, everywhere is China but the places that matter, AKA any place that speaks the language I happen to already know.
3 – Google,
- Google’s new paper towels are as benevolent as its internet practices! Instead of cutting down trees and killing the planet, they’re made out of the renewable substance: virgins, but not the pretty ones, so don’t worry.
2 – Apple Stoer,
- This might be my favourite one, because they managed to write store properly there on the bottom left, but couldn’t get it right where It’s most prominent. I just genuinely hope this isn’t a knock-off and China’s apple really did just release a store full of ‘geniuses’ that can’t spell ‘store’.
1 – WRGLEYS
- I don’t think these people even tried, I mean they transposed the L and the I, how on earth do you even do that? They’re in two different words, although the spacing would have you believe otherwise.