20 Creepiest Pokedex Entries

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10 – Yveltal,

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  • ‘When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more.’
  • So when this one particular Pokémon happens to die, every single person, every single Pokémon and every single plant will go with it? Sounds pleasant and totally appropriate for a kid’s game.

9 – Cubone,

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  • ‘It wears the skull of its dead mother on its head. When it becomes lonesome, it is said to cry loudly.’
  • So this Pokémon wears the skull of its dead mother and cries frequently about the fact, nothing creepy about that, I totally wear my Mum’s skull all the time, it’s the natural thing to do.

8 – Mismagius,

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  • ‘Its cries sound like incantations. Those hearing it are tormented by headaches and hallucinations.’
  • A Pokémon that causes hallucinations when it cries, great, sounds like a perfect Pokémon to keep with you and to use in battle, nothing could possibly go wrong with that particular ability.

7 – Gorebyss,

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  • ‘Although Gore is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this POKéMON inserts its thin mouth into the prey’s body and drains the prey of its body fluids.’
  • Oh great, it’s not like I needed those body fluids anyway, I mean it only makes up, what like, 80% of my body? Totally unnecessary, please take them away so I can be skinny.

6 – Drifloon,

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  • ‘It is whispered that any child who mistakes DRIFLOON for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.’
  • How many pokemon do you need to have designed to seal children away? I mean it looks like a balloon so it’s pretty easy to imagine this happening pretty regularly, it’s a good thing kid’s aren’t constantly wondering the outside world unattended in the Pokémon universe… oh wait.

5 – Cacturne,

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  • ‘If a traveller is going through a desert in the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a ragtag group. The Pokémon are biding their time, waiting for the traveller to tire and become incapable of moving.’
  • Sounds amazing, a group of Pokémon following you through the desert just waiting for you to get tired, maybe even need a nap, then bam, your soul or whatever is stolen by some cactus looking thing.

4 –Dusclops,

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  • Dusclops’s body is completely hollow – there is nothing at all inside. It is said that its body is like a black hole. This Pokémon will absorb anything into its body, but nothing will ever come back out.
  • So this is a Pokémon that is more efficient than a black hole, because eventually something comes out of a black hole in the way of hawking radiation, this leads me to believe that the universe will be nothing but these Pokémon until the end of eternity.

3 – Gourgeist,

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  • ‘ Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed.’
  • ‘It enwraps its prey in its hairlike arms. It sings joyfully as it observes the suffering of its prey.’
  • We’ve got a double whammy of creepiness here, not only does it sing a cursed song, it also loves holding its prey and watching it suffer.

2 – Phantump,

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  • ‘According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.’
  • Gamefreak simply can’t leave the kids alone, can they? Having various Pokémon kill and steal children’s souls simply wasn’t enough, they then needed one that is actually made from the dead souls of children, which were probably killed by one of the other evil Pokémon.

1 – Yamask

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  • ‘Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.’
  • Err, so they carry around what I can only assume is the skin of the face of the person they once were… is there no escaping from becoming a Pokémon in this universe? Or is it just the select unlucky few that are doomed to this fate? I guess we’ll never know.

 

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