40 Weird Facts about Sex

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Orgasms, along with sneezes, cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started. This is because they are physiological responses. So don’t go having one at your Grandma’s birthday party because hijinks will ensue!

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Speaking of Grandma … For any weirdos wondering whether their grandparents still rock the casbah, the answer is a resounding yes! So long they’re still physically able, approximately a third of all women in their eighties still have regular sex with their husbands or boyfriends.

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During intercourse, your inner nose swells just like breasts and genitals. This is because sex increases blood flow.

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The initial spurt of a man’s ejaculation travels at approximately twenty-eight miles per hour. This is faster than the world record for the one hundred-metre dash.

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The ‘G-spot’ was almost called the ‘Whipple Tickle’ after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression we know today. The patent’s still pending for the ‘Whipple Tickle Me Elmo’ doll.

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They say that two’s company and three’s a crowd. But in Australia … three’s a party! According to an international sex survey, Australians are the most receptive to the idea of threesomes, with twenty-eight percent of the population admitting to trying one.

According to another survey, fifty-three percent of Western Australia’s population has had a threesome. Clearly the place to go if you’re looking to get dirty down under.

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For men under forty, the average time it takes to get an erection is ten seconds. Any longer may indicate erectile dysfunction. If it takes too long, do some dick push-ups to get stronger.

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Male fruitflies that have been spurned by females turn to alcohol. They have been found to drink significantly more alcohol than fruitflies that have had successful sexual encounters. Poor little guys.

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The best-selling work of fiction of the 15th century was The Tale of the Two Lovers, an erotic novel written by the man who later became Pope Pius II.

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A year-long study of Greek household finances revealed that those who had sex four or more times a week earned significantly more than those who didn’t. Especially if they’re prostitutes.

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