8 Disturbing Things Found Inside People

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From spiders hitching a ride to long forgotten weapons, we look at 8 disturbing things found inside people

  1. Eel-ing Low

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  • A Chinese man was admitted to hospital after re-enacting something he saw in a porno.
  • Of course, he must’ve watched some freaky shit to end up with an eel in his intestine. Trying to escape his smelly prison, 20-inch swamp eel chewed through the guy’s colon and pierced his lower intestine. Surgeons spent all night operating to retrieve the poor eel who died shortly after extraction. It was probably for the best though, he would’ve had some serious PTSD after that kind of ordeal.
  • Let’s hope the next porno this guy gets ideas from is two girls one cup so he can eat shit.
  1. Nailed it

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  • When Dante Autello’s wife says he’s accident prone, you know she isn’t messing around.
  • Not only did this guy fire a nail in his head; he didn’t know about it for 48 hours. He was hard at work one day when his nail gun slipped and hit him in the head. It only looked like a small scrape so he thought nothing of it. He drove his plow truck for eight hours, looked after the kids and took a nap. Like a boss.
  • Dante is ridiculously lucky; the nail didn’t affect his motor functions and neither did the brain surgery he needed to remove it.
  1. Charlotte’s Invasion

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  • As any Australian will tell you, spiders are mostly harmless. Except when they decide they want to use your body as their personal condo.
  • While holidaying in Bali, an Australian man developed a strange red mark along his abdomen. Doctors found that a lonely spider had burrowed under his skin through an old appendix scar and lived there for a few days. When he got back to Australia a few days later he was finally able to get kick the hairy freeloader out.
  • He’s lucky it died there and didn’t develop into some kind of chest bursting alien. Like in that movie that I can’t remember the name of.
  1. Knife-in’ Around

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  • A Chinese man named Li Fuyan was experiencing some splitting headaches for a few years and finally figured he should get it checked.
  • Turns out he’d been stabbed in the jaw by a robber and he’d been walking around with the rusty knife still lodged in his skull, for four fucking years. What the shit man?! Four inches of rusty steel somehow missed all the important stuff in his skull by a matter of millimeters. Doctors said that it was a miracle that the knife didn’t make him sick as it corroded.
  • This guy is so hardcore; they should write death metal songs in his honor. Just picture it; ‘Knife in my skull and I can’t feel a thing.’ Actually that sounds a bit more emo than it sounded in my head.

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