9 Dumbest Myths About People

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From the IQ of cavemen to the dress size of 50’s movie stars, we look at 9 Dumbest Myths about People.

  1. Lizard People

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  • This entry has been making more rounds on the internet as a conspiracy but its actually a type of myth that has been around forever. Lizard People.
  • Or specifically that the people who occupy positions of power in the world are actually lizard humanoids wearing fake skin. Reptilian creatures are enslaving you because….reasons okay!
  • Historically people have had a long run of calling those in power demons in disguise and created stories that are basically the same premise. They aren’t human, they are just wearing human skin. Hell this probably just some form of paranoid schizophrenia that has plagued as for centuries.
  1. Napoleon was short

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  • In terms of historical legends, Napoleon got the short end of the stick…literally.
  • You’ve probably heard of “Short man’s Syndrome” and that Napoleon was the poster boy for it. If you haven’t, it basically means “Short men are power hungry because they are short”. Anyway Napoleon wasn’t actually that short, the rumor was mainly started by English propagandists because apparently a short enemy is less threatening.
  • It didn’t help that the English and French used different measuring systems at the time so to the Brits it would appear that Napoleon was 5 foot 2 when in reality he was actually 5 foot 6. Which At the time that was a fairly average height.
  1. Elizabeth the 1st was a man.

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  • People still can’t accept the competency of female leaders so it’s no surprise that one history’s greatest would be rumored to be a man in disguise.
  • Elizabeth the first lead Britain into one of its most prosperous periods in history but no mere woman could do that surely! No, no she’s actually a man because…it’s easier to be a queen? There’s literally no rational reason why if Elizabeth was a man, he’d pretend to be a woman. Barring being transgender that is.
  • On the side of that Elizabeth’s mother Anne Boleyn was executed by Henry the 8th for not having a male child so…
  1. Cavemen were Dumbasses

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  • Pretty much everyone assumes that prehistoric humans were stupid because those dumbasses couldn’t even build a house.
  • But research is finding that we are actually the idiots. There is little evidence to suggest that the brains around 100,000 years ago were different from ours. Basically meaning that education and learning is what makes the difference.
  • If you went back in time and stole a cave baby and raised it in the 21st century it would be of normal intelligence. However if you went to try and live with cave people you’d probably die from eating the wrong berries, idiot.
  1. John Hanson was the first president

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  • You’ve probably never heard of John Hanson but a lot of people believe he was the ACTUAL first president of the United States.
  • Why? Because people are morons. John Hanson was the President of the Constitutional Congress which if you know nothing about history might make you say “A-AH! The word president is right there!” But the rest of the words make all the difference. This was not the same as holding the presidency of the United States, heck Hanson was died in 1783 before the role of President was formed in 1787.
  • This has recently been picked up by conspiracy nuts, saying that Hanson was actually black and that’s why it’s been covered up. They even have a photo of him. Too bad photography hadn’t been invented when Hanson was alive…

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