8 Disturbing Fast Food Facts

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  1. Hair Pie

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  • Apparently some vegetarian dishes aren’t so vegetarian after all. A heap of fast food places uses L- cysteine.
  • Which is made from hog hair, duck feathers and even human hair. This stuff is in a heap of fast food buns and commercial breads. It’s also used in the outer shell of apple pies at Mickey D’s. McDonalds will only say that their source is from an animal, but won’t say which animal.
  • Some of L-cysteine is from hair salons in China where women sell off the trimmings. So the next time you’re eating an apple pie; remember, you might be eating fried Asian hair pie.
  1. Kentucky Fried Nope

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  • KFC just wouldn’t be the same without the beloved Colonel Sanders as their iconic mascot. But what most people don’t know it that the real life Colonel Sanders loathed what his restaurant chain became.
  • In 1964, the Colonel sold off KFC and according to him it was all downhill from there. He stayed as the face of the company but was really vocal about how shitty the food had become. It was said that he’d had quite a few temper tantrums in front of customers. He yelled about how it was the worst fried chicken he’d ever seen and called the gravy “wallpaper sludge”.
  • KFC tried to sue him to for constantly dissing the brand but it was thrown out of court and they slipped the Colonel a cool million the shut the flip up. The fact that the Colonel’s face is still plastered everywhere, kinda makes KFC the Stalin of the fast food world. Hell, KFC probably offed the old guy. Or plot twist; the Colonel is alive in Siberia plotting an uprising. Ahh a boy/girl can dream.
  1. Hold the cheese, please

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  • A burger without cheese is like a massage in Thailand without a happy ending; not on my watch buddy. Yep, cheese is pretty awesome.
  • But the stuff you’re getting at a fast food joint is actually more like 50% cheese. The rest is chemical additives, flavorings, salt and other crap. All the additives are why their cheese doesn’t really melt and stays in one piece where normal cheese gets all gooey and sexy.
  • Fast food cheese is basically like the Terminator of cheeses, but more like Robert Patrick Terminator because there’s no destroying it. It’s no wonder it looks like plastic; fast food cheese has more filler than Madonna’s face.
  1. Lube Me Up, Scotty

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  • Fast food companies can be pretty sneaky when it comes to all the chemical, industrial-style ingredients they’ve snuck into the Big Macs and McNuggets.
  • So when you end up at Mickey D’s you think, “no probs, I’m a get me a salad, avoid all the chemical shit” but as it turns out, your salad isn’t so safe after all. There’s a chemical used on fast food salads called propylene glycol. It’s also used in anti-freeze and as a sexual lubricant and much more. So it’s about as appetizing as it sounds. It’s an alcohol based chemical that keeps lettuce leaves crispy.
  • As far as the FDA can tell, propylene glycol is safe to eat but considering all its other uses that doesn’t mean it’s the kind of shit you want to be consuming with your ranch salad. So next time you’re lubing up remember that what’s making your anal play possible is also making your lettuce leaves crispier.

 

 

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