10 – Baby Smokes Forty Packets of Cigarettes a Day,
- In 2013, an Indonesian toddler named Aldi Rizal made international headlines for being the world’s youngest chain smoker.
- This tubby two-year-old’s incredible habit began when his desperate mother used cigarettes to stop his relentless crying. The cigarettes pacified him, but also proved highly addictive and his habit quickly ballooned to forty cigarettes a day.
- It took five years for Aldi – who may or may not have been named after the supermarket chain – to kick his habit. But he’s still not on the healthy straight-and-narrow; the tubby youngster’s new addiction is junk food.
9 – Mother Tries to Sell Daughter’s Virginity,
- A Utah mother is behind bars for attempting to sell her thirteen-year-old daughter’s virginity for $10,000.
- In 2011, Felicia Rea McClure was charged with multiple counts of sexual abuse and exploitation of a minor. She sent multiple texts to a potential buyer and circulated inappropriate photos of the young teen to generate interest.
- Felicia’s boyfriend tipped authorities off after he discovered an incriminating text message on her phone from an interested buyer.
8 – Drunk Dad Lets Eight-Year-Old Drive,
- A drunken Mississippi dad named Billy Joe Madden let his eight-year-old son drive their car on the interstate so he could have a nap. Madden’s four-year-old daughter was also sitting in the backseat – without a seatbelt, of course.
- Passing motorists noticed the boy at the wheel and quickly notified authorities. The douche-nozzle redneck – who would definitely take last place in a dad of the year pageant – received multiple charges and his kids temporarily placed into the care of child welfare authorities.
- Reports indicate he enjoyed his nap.
7 – Parents Forget Child in Parking Lot,
- A couple arguing in the Bronx, New York somehow left their eight-month-old baby boy in a parking lot when they headed out in separate cars. When the mother arrived home, she realised the father didn’t have him either – ruh-roh!
- Little Ezra Reyes was discovered by street vendor Lorenzo Carse. Lorenzo said the child was sitting in the sun on the hot concrete, possibly contemplating what he’d done to deserve such shitty inattentive parents.
- Besides being a little dehydrated, the little boy was fortunately otherwise fine. Here’s hoping he doesn’t grow up with any abandonment issues.
6 – Mother Facilitates Fight between Daughter and Classmate,
- A Florida mum was arrested for arranging a fight between her daughter and another teenage girl. Sandra Padilla Miranda asked her daughter’s nemesis to come over after school so the girls could uppercut their troubles away.
- After the Mortal Kombat announcer had declared ‘Fight!’, the girls, aged fourteen and seventeen, started throwing fists to a large cheering crowd. Like most things these days, the shenanigans were recorded and posted on Facebook.
- Throughout the fight, Sandra repeatedly yelled ‘Hit harder’ in Spanish and encouraged her daughter to visualise her opponent as a cheese sandwich and bite her.
- Miranda feigned innocence, but justice prevailed. She was charged with child abuse and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
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